oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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