No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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