I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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