found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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