I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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