can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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