then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
My ATM looks so different sober.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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