So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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