what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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