your parents love me but you hate me
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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