Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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