Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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