haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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