I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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