I want to stick my p in your. b.
You can't special order awesome
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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