I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
