Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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