Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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