ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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