Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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