Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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