YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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