I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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