? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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