So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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