quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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