I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
now i know why i became what i already was.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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