did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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