She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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