Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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