She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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