i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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