why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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