Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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