Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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