The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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