I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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