i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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