he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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