So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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