i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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