And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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