why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
What a dumb baby whore.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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