Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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