Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Farmville is her only friend.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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