2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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