I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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