paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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