About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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