Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
my liver is dry heaving
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