I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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