I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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