But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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