just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
not ubering you a puppy
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