on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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