Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Randomize
